ROMNEY RYAN ECONOMIC
PLAN TO REVIVE AMERICA
announced by Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney to turn the US economy
around and advance in a new direction did not go far enough according
to the MIFSS.
A Grey Paper commissioned by the GOP (and obtained by Loungecast)
reveals the far reaching extent of their grand new plans to rebuild
New Vice Presidential
candidate Paul Ryan had previously announced that he would cut
the tax rate for the top one per cent, the US billionaire class,
from 35 to 25%. This would not only reduce the terrible burden
and hardship these billionaires carry, but allow those extra funds
to "trickle down" to less fortunate sectors of the economy.
(The billionaires would then have more spare cash to build new
businesses, invest in new projects in the USA and create American
But under the
new Ryan Romney plan exclusively revealed by Loungecast
this previously small, miniscule and tiny tax cut will be dramatically
escalated. The original logic of the plan has already been clearly
explained, so a top level decision has been made to expand it.
The MIFSS advisers asked the important question why settle
for the "trickle down effect" when you can implement
the "waterfall effect"?
effect" plan to completely cut billionaire taxes
The plan is
as brilliant in its strategic vision as it is as bold in its visionary
strategy, moving forward. Under the plan, billionaire's taxes
will be cut, totally. Under the Republican plan, from November
2013, billionaires will pay no taxes. Additionally,
from November 2014, the government will pay THEM an extra 10 per
cent on top of their annual earnings, based on their declared
income. Not only is this projected to have an extraordinary effect
on the nation's economic growth, but it will simultaneously reduce
the incidence of tax evasion, also stimulating revenue growth.
With so many
more countless billions of dollars in their Swiss and Grand Cayman
accounts, billionaires will be liberated to open massive numbers
of factories, shops, enterprises, laboratories, construction sites
and warehouses across the USA, all hiring huge amounts of US workers.
This investment revolution will lead to a massive drop in the
unemployment rate and subsequent gigantic windfalls for the IRS.
The "waterfall effect" of the Romney Ryan plan is designed
to initiate such a torrent of financial wealth creation and prosperity
that it is projected that the US National Debt will be fully repaid
as soon as 2018. The policy has been hailed as exciting, visionary
and ground breaking by The Tea Party.
NEW PLAN WILL USE
DRONE TO EXPLORE CATASTROPHE ISLAND
of the Tortoise Islands
has announced plans to launch an explorer drone in another attempt
to find out more about Catastrophe Island.
island, with its stories of dinosaurs and secret treasure, has
long been the target of explorers and adventurers, ever since
the days when legendary prospector Ronald Rafferty claimed to
have found a gigantic gold lode on the island. He estimated the
massive lode to be double the size of that found during the Islands'
Great Gold Rush of 1887-88. If true, the deposit would be even
bigger than the legendary Sovereign Hill lode in Australia. Rafferty
died mysteriously in 1895 and the lost gold mine was never found.
mysterious Catastrophe Island is infamous for being the world's
most dangerous place. Few humans ever venture there, and far fewer
still have ever returned to describe their experiences. An unmanned
drone was determined to be the best way to explore the island
in the near term.
drone's main priority will be mapping unknown regions of the island,
with a particular emphasis on seeking the legendary Turtle
Portal. The Portal is the fabled gateway believed to be the
sole entrance to the only track through the dense and steamy jungle
leading into the Valley of Velociraptors. The Valley is the last
place on earth where dinosaurs still survive, and is believed
to be the location of the world's grandest treasures.